Because I am grounded and in need of entertainment,
all you have to do today for points is tell me a funny
story. It can be anything at all. You'll get one point!
Entries received before midnight will be considered
for the grand prize. The grand prize is 4 points! The
winner's name will be posted tomorrow.
Love,
Brave Domo
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One time when I was little, I was taking a bath and I started giggling. My mom said, "What is so funny?" and I said, "I bubbled in my pants".
I thought you might like that story since you have lots of experiences with farting.
Julie D.
Years ago I had a chocolate lab. She wasn't very smart. I took her out for a walk shortly after it had rained and she was licking the rain water on the sidewalk while she was walking. She stepped on her tongue and couldn't figure out why her tongue was stuck to the sidewalk.
Sorry, that's the best I have! It really was quite funny, but I ain't got good story telling skillz.
I have a cat named Homer, not after Simpson but to save the fate of my first born son as Homer is an old family name that hubby was determined to use. Get male cat, name cat Homer - problem solved!
So instead of Rumpleteazer, I have Homer (and yes he has a plethora of DOH! moments)
I work at a help desk. My coworker was talking a caller through getting the ip address of her machine using the ipconfig command:
"OK, type I, P-- as in Paul, C-- as in cat, O,
N-- as in gnat..."
Well, I missed your deadline because I wasn't made aware of your blog until just now (5 1/2 hours after the midnight deadline), so even if I don't get any points I'm going to share a funny story anyway.
Last Christmas we were trying to figure out what to give my 6-year-old daughter from Santa. She had a list of about 30 things she wanted (mainly related to Barbie and Hannah Montana), so we said: "What do you really want for Christmas?" She started rattling off a list. "No, no," we said, "what do you want more than anything else?" She started rattling off a list. "Look," we said, "if you could have only ONE THING for Christmas, just ONE THING, what would it be?" She screwed up her face and thought very hard. "A credit card."
Hee!
Missed the deadline... DARN IT... but here's one for Brave Domo.
I was in college and dressed totally in white waiting at the bus stop surrounded by gorgeous athletes on the way to class. I took one wrong step and tumbled down a muddy hill and rolled over and over. I stood up looking like the swamp thang. I've never heard so much laughter in my life. When I finally limped back to my dorm room, my roommate made me get changed in the hallway so I wouldn't track mud onto her Laura Ashley rug! Can't believe I still remember that.
These are all so funny! Thank you for making me laugh. I want to hear more, so I'll extend the contest until midnight tonight. The winner will be announced tomorrow.
I'm using the crazy Domo party as an example...
A few years ago when I was still in college, we hosted a party at our house.
Pullman, Washington gets really, really cold in the winter. My roommate, who had had a few, yelled to the crowd, "My nipples are so hard they can break glass!" He pulled up his shirt to reveal his man-nipples and his beer belly, went up to the window, and it SHATTERED! We were NOT expecting that- especially since he only touched it- he didn't even put pressure on it! We checked to make sure no one was cut, swept up the glass and kept partying (of course, no one got crazy enough to hang from the disco ball, though!).
Hi Brave Domo! Thanks for checking out my new blog. If I knew my way around Portland I would participate in your competition... maybe next time.
Some chick borrowed my bike friday and never returned it. saturday i called from my cell phone while i was stuck in SE, in traffic, about its location...she said she had left it on a bus hours earlier. She didn't even say sorry. As I was slowly working my way up to a melt down I saw my bike drive by on the front of a bus. ZOOM right on by me. me, stuck in traffic couldnt catch it. I mostly hate her a lot but what are the odds ove me seeing it qwhile we were talking on the phone?
I do love funny stories! I hope I'm still in time. Let's see here...
OK, one time when Moo was about 3 my dad bought the kids a gumball machine. Somehow Moo got one of the gumballs, and before I knew he'd popped it right into his little butt-hole. It fit perfectly! I laughed and made a comment about discovering a new pocket, and he popped that little beauty out of his butt and before I could say "Oh, no MOO!" he had it in his mouth, munching away, extremely pleased with himself.
*gag*
Little boys, no?
I couldn't make a decision because these are all so good. I asked the other Domos for help, and after much debate, we decided that Emily C's story made us laugh the most.
Thanks for playing and making us laugh!
Hmm. Pixie is a dog but she is not stupid. You don't want her to win! You saw she was leaving town so you gave away her hard-earned lead.
*moaning*
Not true! I love Pixie!
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